Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Well, we wanted to go fishing but it was already 9:00 at night and we didn't have any equipment... so we decided to go reverse fishing!
Steps to Reverse Fishing:
1. Buy some fish from Walmart
2. Name them (in our case, the boys were named Jose and the girls were named Maria)
3. Eat a blizzard from Dairy Queen
4. Dump the fish into the Dairy Queen cup (after eating the blizzard of course!)
5. Find a suitable pond
6. FREE WILLY!
Monday, June 7, 2010
I may or may not have used this poem to start my Gospel Doctrine lesson yesterday :) Hahaha... it sure was an attention grabber! Enjoy:
Buttprints in the Sand
One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.
But then some stranger prints appeared,
And I asked the Lord, “What have we here?
Those prints are large and round and neat,
But Lord, they are too big for feet.”
“My child,” He said in somber tones,
“For miles I carried you along.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait.”
“You disobeyed, you would not grow,
The walk of faith you would not know,
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt.”